Sinners’ Shabbat: PHARAOH’S REVENGE

BOW BEFORE THE KING!
This Shabbat, (following your blasphemous seder) the doors of Pharaoh’s palace swing open for a night of scandalous spectacle, and biblical revisionism. Your gracious host, Pharaoh himself, invites you to set the record straight: Pharaoh was treated EXTREMELY unfairly by the fake, lame-stream Bible and its pro-Moses propaganda machine.

You do not need to be Jewish to attend. Just be ready to offer unwavering fealty, and ask no challenging questions.

IT’S THE YEAR 2026: KINGS ARE BACK IN.
Pharaoh and his loyal royal court will dazzle you with an evening of hors d’oeuvres, burlesque, drag, acrobatics, shibari, music, and palace-style debauchery. We will show all disloyal Hebrews how to host a REAL Shabbat. Not that wandering-the-desert, manna-every-night austerity nonsense. We’re talking milk, honey, and a suspicious number of golden calves.

DRESS LIKE YOU’VE BEEN PERSONALLY INVITED BY A GOD-KING.
Trade in peasant chic for palace decadence. Consult the Royal Moodboard. The dress theme is Black & Gold. We welcome leather, latex, lace, drag, fetish fashion, straps & ropes, queer couture, kink chic, sensual silk, and elevated eveningwear. Violators of the dress code will be banished to wander the desert for 40 years.

Come prepared for the most opulent Shabbat Egypt has seen since someone let that Joseph guy run the economy.

IMPORTANT FAQ:
> You must be 21+ to attend.
> Although this is a “sexy party”, no sex acts will occur at the event, real or simulated.
> All ticket sales are pending approval. If your ticket is approved after review, you will be sent an email confirmation. If not, the payment hold will be released promptly. Approvals take 1-3 days. If your request is not approved in that window, your ticket was not approved. Due to high demand, we select participants to facilitate a balanced event, taking into account multiple factors.
> Unfortunately, our venue is not ADA accessible.
> We cannot guarantee gluten-free options. Food ingredients will be kosher, but not prepared in a fully kosher kitchen.
> A professional photographer will be documenting the event. Photos are subject to promotional use on social media. You are able to opt-out of photos by request. By attending this event you acknowledge the presence of photography, and that you may be present in the background of some photos.
> We do not accept refunds or ticket exchanges. If you find yourself unable to attend our event due to illness or emergency, we completely understand and respect your decision. While we empathize with your situation, as a small organization, we face limitations in accommodating refund requests for emergencies and illnesses.