Sinners’ Shabbat: RED SCARE

SEIZE THE MEANS OF SHABBAT!
Rejoice comrades! This Shabbat of the people will be a defiant cabaret where decadence is collectivized: burlesque for the masses, sword-swallowing in service of the state, freak-show demonstrations approved by the Central Committee, and aerial acrobatics proving that gravity, too, is a social construct. You do not need to be Jewish to attend. All true revolutionaries are welcome!

OBEY AND EAT. A FED WORKER IS A PRODUCTIVE WORKER.
From each according to their hunger, to each according to their portion. Chef Tova, Hero of Socialist Labor, will prepare a delicious Shabbat meal of challah bread, and hot soup. Loyal comrades will form an orderly queue (embracing delays, shortages, and extreme weather conditions) for the strength of the nation. Seconds may or may not exist. Such is life under glorious central planning!

YOU WEAR WHAT WE TELL YOU TO WEAR.
Replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism. All attendees must don seductive red and/or black garb that signals unwavering loyalty to the revolution and contempt for personal choice. Refer to the Moodboard as issued by The Ministry of Aesthetics. Fashion is temporary; the Party is eternal!

THE GULAG AWAITS TRAITORS TO THE REVOLUTION.
Our Thot Police (ever vigilant, and deeply judgmental) will be observing your behavior. Any attendee exhibiting capitalist tendencies (hoarding attention, private ownership of pleasure, individualist vibes) will be re-educated. Our venue is fully equipped with instruments of persuasion, including shibari, hot wax, and impact implements. Officers of the State reserve the right to redistribute pain as necessary for the common good.

PLEASE NOTE:
> You must be 21+ to attend.
> Although this is a “sexy party”, no sex acts will occur at the event, real or simulated.
> All ticket sales are pending approval. If your ticket is approved after review, you will be sent an email confirmation. If not, the payment hold will be released promptly. Approvals take 1-3 days. If your request is not approved in that window, your ticket was not approved. Due to high demand, we select participants to facilitate a balanced event, taking into account multiple factors.
> Unfortunately, our venue is not ADA accessible.
> We cannot guarantee gluten-free options. Food ingredients will be kosher, but not prepared in a fully kosher kitchen.
> A professional photographer will be documenting the event. Photos are subject to promotional use on social media. You are able to opt-out of photos by request. By attending this event you acknowledge the presence of photography, and that you may be present in the background of some photos.
> We do not accept refunds or ticket exchanges. If you find yourself unable to attend our event due to illness or emergency, we completely understand and respect your decision. While we empathize with your situation, as a small organization, we face limitations in accommodating refund requests for emergencies and illnesses.